So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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