Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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