I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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