Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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