My nipple is on Facebook.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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