So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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