Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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