I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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