How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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