Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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