y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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