Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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