dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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