Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Will you blow on my dice?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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