come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
it glows. i had to have it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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