i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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