yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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