a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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