i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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