he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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