I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
