THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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