The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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