Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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