when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
