I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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