How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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