Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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