clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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