You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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