I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
