Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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