So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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