Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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