I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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