I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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