She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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