Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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