okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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