'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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