Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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