Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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