If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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