lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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