She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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