Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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