The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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