WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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