So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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