Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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