Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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