The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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