he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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