it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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